Orange Men Can't Dance | Dave Bautista Roast

Get ready to bust a gut as Trump's WILDEST moments get the roasting of a lifetime! From umbrella fails to questionable dance moves, this comedy roast pulls no punches โ€“ because, honestly, Trump left us with way too much material.


The Umbrella Incident: Rocket Science? Nah, Trump Science! ๐ŸŒ‚


Weโ€™ve all seen it. Trump vs. Umbrella โ€“ the showdown on Air Force One. Itโ€™s not just a struggle, itโ€™s a saga! One comedian nailed it, saying, โ€œHe looked like he was trying to land a space shuttleโ€ฆ using a pool noodle!โ€ Watch as the umbrella wins the fight, proving that sometimes, even the simplest tasks can humble the mighty.


Draft Dodging Drama: Bone Spurs and Google Searches ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒ


The roast heats up as comedians poke fun at Trumpโ€™s creative "escape routes" from military service. โ€œBone spurs overnight? Who knew there was a Google search for that!โ€ Trumpโ€™s alleged draft-dodging got turned into a comedy masterclass, imagining him Googling how to develop โ€œmedical conditionsโ€ faster than his Twitter rants.


Imaginary Baseball Cards: Trumpโ€™s Fantasy League โšพ


Ever thought Trump could create a baseball league where heโ€™s the MVP, the pitcher, the catcher, and the entire infield? Youโ€™re not alone. One comedian joked, โ€œHe probably has imaginary baseball cards with his face on every position โ€“ and heโ€™s always the star.โ€ Guess when you're that self-confident, you might as well win in every reality.

Dance Moves that Make Michael Jackson Cry ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸŽค

And letโ€™s not forget thoseโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ distinctive dance moves. Whether itโ€™s the awkward sway or the stiff shuffle, Trump's grooving has been compared to everything from a โ€œmalfunctioning robotโ€ to โ€œa cat on a hot tin roof.โ€ Somewhere, Michael Jackson is shaking his head, asking, "Why, just why?"

Trump's Hair: A Sentient Being? ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Comedians donโ€™t miss a beat when it comes to Trumpโ€™s infamous hair. One suggested, โ€œThat hair might be the real president โ€“ it looks like itโ€™s running the show!โ€ Is it alive? Does it have opinions? All we know is, it's part of the Trump mystique.

The One Quirk that Left Comedians Speechless... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Finally, the roast wraps up with the one thing even comedians couldn't make fun of: Trumpโ€™s absolute refusal to admit mistakes. One comic summed it up: "No matter what, this guy never backs down. It's like watching someone miss a free throw over and over, but they keep telling you it was a slam dunk."

Whether youโ€™re here for the umbrella fights, the dance floor disasters, or just to watch Trump get a good ribbing, this roast delivers all the comedy gold.

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