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Orange Men Can't Dance | Dave Bautista Roast

Get ready to bust a gut as Trump's WILDEST moments get the roasting of a lifetime! From umbrella fails to questionable dance moves, this comedy roast pulls no punches – because, honestly, Trump left us with way too much material. The Umbrella Incident: Rocket Science? Nah, Trump Science! ๐ŸŒ‚ We’ve all seen it. Trump vs. Umbrella – the showdown on Air Force One. It’s not just a struggle, it’s a saga! One comedian nailed it, saying, “He looked like he was trying to land a space shuttle… using a pool noodle!” Watch as the umbrella wins the fight, proving that sometimes, even the simplest tasks can humble the mighty. Draft Dodging Drama: Bone Spurs and Google Searches ๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ The roast heats up as comedians poke fun at Trump’s creative "escape routes" from military service. “Bone spurs overnight? Who knew there was a Google search for that!” Trump’s alleged draft-dodging got turned into a comedy masterclass, imagining him Googling how to develop “medical conditions” faster tha...